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Meet the team

The Sober Sloth with a couple of cocktails

The Sloth

Founder & Chief Sloth Officer

The Sober Sloth with their first business bank card

Jennifer Slowpez

Sloth Resources & Payroll

The Sober Sloth on an alcohol-free drinks aisle in a supermarket

Slotthew McConaughey

Head of Purchasing

The Sober Sloth sat at a computer

Scarlett Slowhansson

IT & web design

The Sober Sloth with a leaflet advertising The Sober Sloth in the centre of Ramsbottom

Taylor Slotht

Head of Marketing

The Sober Sloth relaxing on a balcony

Slothbert Pattinson

That person who remains on the company payroll despite not really doing anything.

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